We list the most entertaining commentators on Twitter who will help you enjoy the shenanigans and keep you informed in the lead up to Ireland’s General Election 2016.
As Ireland waits with barely-bated breath for the nod from Taoiseach Enda Kenny TD for when the General Election will take place, we have assembled the greatest collection of wits, critics, commentators and all-round decent sneers to keep you entertained and up to speed with all the goings-on during the peculiar political institution beloved of the Irish, the General Election.
So, in no particular order:
1. Suzy Byrne (@suzybie)
Suzy Byrne has been clucking her way through current affairs since Twitter was barely hatched, blogging and posting under her chosen nom de guerre Maman Poulet. A prolific tweeter with a sharp, acerbic wit, Byrne’s blog has won Best News and Current Affairs Blog in the Irish Blog Awards in 2008, 2009 and 2010 and won overall Best Irish Blog in 2009. In 2011, Suzy won Blogger/Website of the Year in the National Lesbian and Gay Federation GALAS Awards.
Funny how TD's who won't go on #peoplesdebate turn up on panel of #vinb when it's #ge16 time
— Suzy Byrne (@suzybie) January 26, 2016
2. David McWilliams (@davidmcw)
One of Ireland’s more prominent economists, David McWilliams’ writing on Irish society is a constant source of entertainment and information. He’s also very active on Twitter, and not always serious.
How's it going head?? pic.twitter.com/rcGEeovCSh
— David McWilliams (@davidmcw) January 25, 2016
3. Matt Cooper (@cooper_m)
With one of the biggest radio shows in the country on Today FM, journalist and author Matt Cooper has been interviewing politicians for years and would be known for not holding back on throwing a few inquisitive grenades into their laps. Having most recently interviewed An Taoiseach Enda Kenny TD on The Last Word on Today FM, Cooper is likely to be one of the major sources for news from the campaign.
Did Alan Kelly coin a new word when he said on @lstwrd that you can't "miraclise" new houses?
— Matt Cooper (@cooper_m) January 26, 2016
4. Gavan Reilly (@gavreilly)
Another Today FM stalwart, Gavan Reilly works as a political correspondent for the radio station and is going to be the one enjoying the fun that is door-stepping politicians while they look uncomfortable greeting people they’ll likely never talk to again. Aside from just reporting on what’s happening, though, Reilly does quip in with some humorous thoughts on the latest goings-on.
So if 99 witnesses say the sky is blue and one says it was green, an inquiry can't make any clear findings about the colour of the sky.
— Gavan Reilly (@gavreilly) January 27, 2016
5. Una Mullally (@UnaMullally)
With her Twitter account, Una Mullally offers an at times acerbic – but always insightful – view of Irish current affairs. While it’s certainly far from all she talks about in the political sphere, Mullally tweets regularly in support of gender and LGBT equality, often with real wit and always with honesty. Mullally is a writer for The Irish Times and a presenter on TG4.
Just spoke at #fempower proposing a gender audit of Irish media organisations so that we can start addressing gender inequality in media.
— Una Mullally (@UnaMullally) January 16, 2016
6. Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD)
Waterford Whispers is Ireland’s answer to The Onion, bringing us daily satire and regularly skewering politicians and public figures like Denis O’Brien. Nestled in among the tweets about the ephemera of daily life, you’ll find genuinely clever commentary about the Irish political scene.
#WWN Politics: Fianna Fáil accusing Fine Gael of something while Fine Gael accuse Sinn Féin of something and so on
— WWN (@WhispersNewsLTD) January 26, 2016
7. Donal O’Keeffe (@Donal_OKeeffe)
Donal O’Keeffe is a writer and artist, as well as being a columnist for The Journal and a contributor to the Cork Evening Echo. A prolific tweeter, O’Keefe was a vocal Twitter supporter of #marref, tweets frequently about #repealthe8th and is a consummate live tweeter of current affairs programmes like #vinb.
God love Fianna Fáil voters in Cork East. Mind you, at least their candidates bothered to show up. Nary a Blueshirt in sight. #vinb
— Donal O'Keeffe (@Donal_OKeeffe) January 27, 2016
8. Eleanor Tiernan (@eleanortiernan)
Irish stand-up comedian Eleanor Tiernan brings a solid dose of humour to Twitter and to politics. While solidly focused on the US presidential race at the moment – and let’s be honest, who isn’t (hi, Trump!) – Tiernan clearly has an eye on Ireland and, if her straight-talking US-centric fare is anything to go by, her General Election coverage should be biting. And hilarious.
Props to @BernieSanders for using #FeelTheBern as his hashtag. Important to raise awareness of urinary tract infections.
— Eleanor Tiernan (@eleanortiernan) January 16, 2016
9. Harry McGee (@harrymcgee)
Political correspondent with The Irish Times, and former college lecturer of one of Silicon Republic’s team, Harry McGee’s coverage of elections is up there with the best. As active on Twitter as he is prolific in print, McGee is sure to provide exhaustive coverage of the election campaign.
Amazing video from @irishtimes on one oft-repeated word used during the banking inquiry. Clue: Think of Edith Piaf! https://t.co/pbbbqBJTHW
— harrymcgee (@harrymcgee) January 27, 2016
10. John Moynes (@JohnMoynes)
As a poet, author and comedian and a self-proclaimed ‘bearded lefty’, John Moynes has become a particular favourite online among fellow lefties and those on Broadsheet.ie with his ‘Limerick A Day’ daily on the site.
So when he’s not rounding up the news through his limericks, he’s taking to Twitter to talk about what’s driving him a bit mad about Ireland.
For the next couple of months I'll be judging all political tweets by who retweets them. So will you.
— John Moynes (@JohnMoynes) January 27, 2016
11. Jim Sheridan (@Jim_Sheridan)
While his main job might see him working as a freelancer producer and director for TV shows and music clips, Jim Sheridan has also made a name for himself on Twitter as one for some pretty funny Irish political tweets.
And, like anyone who knows how to appeal to the masses on Twitter, he mostly does it through excellent photoshops.
Willing to join with someone like Michael Lowry just to hold onto power? #NoSurprise #TeamDenis pic.twitter.com/rOtRIAE281
— Jim Sheridan (@Jim_Sheridan) January 25, 2016
12. Oireachtas Retort (@Oireachtas_RX)
With a steely – and sarcastic – focus on all the goings-on at Leinster House, Oireachtas Retort has a “take no prisoners” style to happenings among members of the Dáil and the Seanad. The idea is to enliven the debate with regular news and humour that may not be found in the mainstream press.
This got from idea to manufacture to photo-op without anyone informing the Senator that apostrophes break hashtags pic.twitter.com/qzfriamLuG
— Oireachtas Retort (@Oireachtas_RX) January 27, 2016
13. Tara Flynn (@TaraFlynn)
Comedian and writer Tara Flynn is one of Ireland’s most active figures on Twitter, commenting on social and political issues across the spectrum. Often writing in @ThisHeadStuff, Flynn’s enthusiastic activism is contagious.
My piece for @ThisHeadStuff this week, in which I am worth more than a coconut #repealthe8th https://t.co/TuiIekkIWY
— Tara Flynn (@TaraFlynn) January 18, 2016
14. Fintan O’Toole (@fotoole)
Widely-known Irish Times journalist Fintan O’Toole largely dispenses with the humoristic approach favoured by many of his commentating counterparts in favour of honest reportage, offering analysis on daily life – and daily politics – in Ireland. While not exactly chock-full of witty repartee or stand-alone comments, O’Toole’s Twitter feed will give you a nudge towards some really great articles on Irish political happenings.
Fintan O’Toole: Genuine local democracy part of the solution to flooding https://t.co/DGMZnpaJ2n via @IrishTimesOpEd
— Fintan O'Toole (@fotoole) January 5, 2016
15. Fintan O’Toolbox (@FintanOToolbox)
Somewhat of a parody account that tweets prolifically on religious, political and social affairs, among other things, O’Toolbox is also one of the contributors to the satirical website The Donegal Dollop. Worth a follow as O’Toolbox is not one to hold back his opinions.
Love it or hate it, the Seanad still exists. If you have a vote, make sure you use it, otherwise geebags might sneak into public office.
— Fintan O'Toolbox (@FintanOToolbox) January 18, 2016
16. Stephanie Lord (@Stephie08)
Ahead of the General Election, there has been much talk online – and in traditional media – about the possibility of repealing the 8th amendment to the Constitution that bans abortion in Ireland.
As spokesperson for Choice Ireland, Stephanie Lord still manages to poke fun at the establishment and the sometimes ludicrous nature of Irish politics.
Enda Kenny just said Sinn Féin are in favour of "fantasy communism."
I didn't know we wanted communism with wizards but I'm sold on it.— Stephanie Lord (@stephie08) January 27, 2016
17. Gary Murphy (@GaryMurphyDCU)
The dominant name in DCU’s law and government department, Gary Murphy’s social media activity covers a wide array of topics – starting with DCU, moving on to US politics, Irish elections and, of course, Cork. When it comes election time, Murphy is often the go-to-guy for TV coverage. Simply: an expert.
And speak of the #GE16 canvass devil just had @labour at the door
— Gary Murphy (@GaryMurphyDCU) January 23, 2016
18. Patrick Cullivan (@paddycullivan)
Bringing bitter sarcasm to a whole new level, Patrick Cullivan – leader of The Late Late Show’s Camembert Quartet and self-proclaimed satirist – looks at all of the electioneering with a broad scope, cutting right to the heart of the ‘elect me, please’ rhetoric and calling the entire political sphere out for its most grievous missteps.
The USC is a massive, across-the-board Wealth Tax. You know, that thing the Government warn you Sinn Fein will 'bring in' if elected? #vinb
— Patrick Cullivan (@paddycullivan) January 25, 2016
19. Donegal Dollop (@DonegalDollop)
A more northerly version of Waterford Whispers, the Donegal Dollop is a caustic no-holds-barred view on the world from a Donegal perspective, of course. In other words, it doesn’t hold back and has been closely observing the run-up to General Election 2016 in a scintillatingly humorous fashion.
We've consulted astrological charts and can confirm the election will take place in the house of Pisces. #ge16 #ge2016
— Donegal Dollop (@DonegalDollop) January 25, 2016
20. John McGuirk (@john_mcguirk)
Sometimes seeming to be professionally controversial, PR and communications consultant McGuirk tweets about a variety of issues across the political and religious spectrums – as well as about American Football. Likely to have a difference of opinion with others on this list during #ge16.
No matter how often socialism is tried, it ends in misery. And yet there's always plebs lining up to try it again. https://t.co/eK8vov83VM
— John McGuirk (@john_mcguirk) January 26, 2016
21. Colm O’Gorman (@Colmogorman)
Executive director of Amnesty International in Ireland, Colm O’Gorman is a regular voice on societal affairs in the country. Advocating everything from marriage equality to mental health awareness, he really has his finger on the pulse of the nation.
Make #mentalhealth a priority in '16. Talk to candidates, use your vote. https://t.co/gOrwCzIybw #Ourstateofmind
— Colm O'Gorman (@Colmogorman) January 27, 2016
22. Jason O’Mahony (@jasonomahony)
O’Mahony is a writer, a contributor with The Times (Ireland edition) and also has his own blog, for which he received the accolade of Irish Political Blogger of the Year in 2013 and 2014. Has written ‘guides’ to Irish elections and Irish voters on his blog, which he shares through Twitter.
The Irish voter: complains TDs aren't in the chamber enough, and then if they are refuses to vote for them for not "working in the area"
— Jason O'Mahony (@jasonomahony) January 27, 2016
23. Niamh Puirséil (@NiamhPuirseil)
Niamh Puirséil is a historian and writer who has written widely on Irish politics, history and the labour movement in particular. She is best-known for The Irish Labour Party 1922-73, the standard history of that party and the best-selling Landmark documents in Irish History.
Never trust a politician wearing high vis.
(Unless they're cycling and even then probably not.)
— Niamh Puirseil (@NiamhPuirseil) January 27, 2016
24. Noel Whelan (@noelwhelan)
Author of The Tallyman’s Campaign Handbook, Whelan knows a thing or two about the machinations of Irish politics. A barrister, a columnist with The Irish Times and a frequent contributor to current affairs shows on radio and TV, Whelan tweets and retweets about all things politics-related.
To see Intense localism & misallocation of resources to constituencies #rtept should look at timelines& releases from Govt Mins&TDs not Inds
— noelwhelan (@noelwhelan) January 26, 2016
25. Fergal Crehan (@fergal)
As the handle indicates, Fergal Crehan was fairly early to the Twitter game, having joined the network in December 2006. A barrister with a particular expertise in privacy and data protection law, Crehan is also something of an entrepreneur with his company The Hit Team, which specialises in removing sensitive and private material from the web.
Literally Orwellian: Confidentiality through spying https://t.co/PLjp1XdW7m
— Fergal (@Fergal) January 23, 2016
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