10 memes highlight the career of a Christmas elf

23 Dec 2014393 Views

Think you’re busy this time of year? Then spare a thought for Santa’s elves. This week’s career memes take a cheeky look at what their work lives must be like.

What they do: Develop, build, tweak and test toys, gadgets and stuffed animals in Santa’s workshop, maintain a tidy workspace, load the sleigh on Christmas Eve, care for reindeer, prepare reindeer for long-haul flights, assist Santa in establishing flight paths and schedules, accompany Santa on flights to distribute toys, keep an eye on the GPS during flight, be prepared to respond to descending-down-the-chimney emergencies, maintain watch for any small humans that might awaken during stopovers.

What they don’t do: See you when you’re sleeping, know when you’re awake. That’s the big jolly guy’s job.

Educational requirements: A background in manufacturing would be most beneficial in this position.

Required skills: Communication, creativity/innovation, manufacturing/production, problem-solving, supply chain management, good organisational and planning skills, ability to use tools and meet deadlines.

Salary: Santa does not disclose full elf compensation, but benefits do include shared milk and cookies, as well as worldwide travel.

Elves image via Shutterstock

Tina Costanza
By Tina Costanza

Tina Costanza came to Ireland from Canada, where she had held senior editorial positions at daily newspapers in Ottawa and Toronto. When she wasn’t saving dangling participles or managing production at Siliconrepublic.com, she was training for 10K races or satisfying a craving for scones. She left the company in April 2015 in order to return to her native Canada.

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